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I’m Billing Time

If you are in the service industry where time is money….. this is for you 🙂

I’M BILLING TIME
(sung to the tune of “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper)
by The Bar & Grill Singers

Sometimes you call me up,
and beg me for free advice.

You’re stealing from me,
and wondering why I’m not nice.

My mind and my time
are my merchandise;
Don’t make me say this twice.

(chorus)
If you come to my office or call my phone,
I’m billing time.

If you stop me at parties to whine and moan,
I’m billing time.

You say you want the best,
but then you don’t pay the fee.

Notions cost money,
but you think they should be free.

You cry, “Oh why
is my bill so high?”
Well, let me clarify:

(chorus)
If you come to my office or call my phone,
I’m billing time.

If you stop me at parties to whine and moan,
I’m billing time.

If I think of you when I am all alone,
I’m billing time.

If you’re late for appointments,
I will be waiting.

…and billing time.

Still billing time.

I’m billing time.

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