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Ah Beng vs Ah Seng

 

  

 Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

 

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah… I’ve been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.

Ah Seng: Oh… Good luck ah.

 

Then Ah Beng started show off…

 

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?

Ah Seng: Don’t know

Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la… in 1876, see… if you take nightcourses, you would know this! Ah Seng: ……………………*speechless*

 

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again…

 

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah… let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?

Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?

Ah Beng: No! He’s the author of “Confessions”; nah nah nah… told you already, if you take night courses,

you would know this.

Ah Seng: …………………….*speechless + frustrated*

 

The next day, once again…

 

Ah Beng: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Ah Seng: Your gay partner?

Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don’t know don’t simply answer la. He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night courses, you would know this. Ah

Seng: ………………….. *speechless + frustrated + irritated

 

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng…

 

Ah Seng: Eh… Do you know who Ah Kaw is?

Ah Beng: Errrr… No!

 

Ah Seng: He’s the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!

Ah Beng: ……………………*fainted*

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