Husband Day Care Centre
Source unknown. It was forwarded to me so I can’t credit the source.
She Lives In A Boeing 727
What a creative idea! Joanne Ussary bought a used Boeing 727. She paid $2,000.00 for the plane. It cost $4,000.00 to move and $24,000.00 to renovate. (She has a LOT of wood and specialty windows for $24,000! I want her carpenter!) But not bad for a $30,000.00 investment… The stairs open with a garage door remote and one of the bathrooms is still intact. There is a personal Jacuzzi in the cockpit. The Boeing home is featured as part of a collection of creative conversions. It has a spectacular view! (I wonder how much the land with this view cost!!!) WOW!!!
THE WOMAN WHO DID THIS IS A GENIUS….VERY CREATIVE! |
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Marketing Concepts Made Easy
A Professor at one of the Universities was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
- That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
- That’s Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
- That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”
- That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?”
- That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
- That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him
- That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.
- That’s restriction for entering new markets
The Man Among the Coffee beans
| THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS: This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious. Once you find him – it’s embarrassing, and you think, “Why didn’t I see him immediately?” 
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger! And yes, the man is really there! After you find the man in the beans forward the e-mail to your brainy friends. |
UP!
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word
Is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the Dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
Or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
Wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for Election and why is it
UP to the secretary to write UP a Report?
We call UP our friends, Brighten UP a room, polish UP the
Silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
Lock UP the house and Fix UP the old Car.
At other times this little word has real special
Meaning. People stir UP trouble, Line UP for
Tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one
Thing but to be dressed UP is Special.
And this UP is confusing: A
Drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
Night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be Knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized
Dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about Thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may
Wind UP with a hundred or More.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is
Clouding UP . When the sun comes out
We say it is clearing UP. When it
Rains, it Soaks UP the Earth.
When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I’ll wrap
It UP, for now ……..my time is UP !
Oh….one more thing:
What is the first thing you
Do in the morning & the last thing you do at
Night?
U
P !
Did that one crack you UP?
Don’t screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book..or not…it’s UP to you.
Now I’ll shut UP
Quote by Yamada Taro
Those who can smile at one yen will explode with laughter at 10 yen.
- Yamada Taro in “The Story of Yamada” (or Yamada Taro Monogatari)
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